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Cookie mouth 

The resulting chocolate coloured ring that appears on the lips of the participant of an ass to mouth incident after they use their lips to clean all the feces from the shaft. Reminiscent of all of your annoying cousins after they have eaten your Oreos. The severity of cookie mouth varies with diet, shaft size, and enthusiasm and lip colour of the shaft swabber. Is somewhat contagious as kissing can spread cookie mouth between partners.
I went ATM on this chick last night and she ended up with the worst cookie mouth I have ever seen.
Cookie mouth by Amebo Jones March 25, 2020
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Cookie-mouth 

The result of getting a chick to suck your knob after you've poked her up the ass. The fecal remnants still attached to your dong will feel like cookie batter in her mouth, complete with the odd peanut or kernel of corn.
Amy had a sweet tooth, so her boyfriend often rewarded her after anal sex with a surprise cookie-mouth.
Cookie-mouth by Big C October 24, 2003

poop chute cookie mouth 

poop chute cookie mouth is what a male or female will have after they have sucked your cack which has been in their poopy bum.... around their mouth resembles that of someone who has just eaten Oreo cookies.
looks like someone has been into the cookie jar..... although judging by your breath I'd say you may have a case of poop chute cookie mouth.
poop chute cookie mouth by R.Y.E. January 12, 2009

chocolate chip cookie-mouth 

A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.
After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.
chocolate chip cookie-mouth by DLW December 20, 2006

mother fudge cookies 

Figure of Speech: When a person is so upset at someone or something. They usually will shout this out. Typically parents and teachers will say this to show raw emotion with out getting in trouble from the youngsters.
MOTHER FUDGE COOKIES!!! Why in the hell did you use the toilet and not flush???

Mouthful of Cookies 

A feeling that one possesses when so sexually frustrated that they become desperate for sex, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn't).

First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)
Ex. 1:

Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"

The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"

Ex. 2:

Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"

Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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