Cooch dick

The funk you aquire after coitus, wash it off before railing out that other hoe

"Goddamn, my main hoe gonna know I been tappin that other bitches shit if I don't wash of da cooch dick"

by ITSCORRUPTEDBITCH October 9, 2022

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Chooch dick

Railing the lines with your boys and getting fached with the boys takes a turn... you can’t get your dick hard from all the chooch.

Did you fuck last night ?
Nah man i couldn’t get the unit up cuz i had chooch dick.

by Bhenny February 7, 2020

Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Dick Couch

Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult.

You're such a dick couch!

by flagetasshole April 5, 2009