Cooch dick

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The funk you aquire after coitus, wash it off before railing out that other hoe

"Goddamn, my main hoe gonna know I been tappin that other bitches shit if I don't wash of da cooch dick"

Cooch dick by ITSCORRUPTEDBITCH October 9, 2022

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Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

Dick to cooch ratio by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Related Words

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Chooch dick

Railing the lines with your boys and getting fached with the boys takes a turn... you can’t get your dick hard from all the chooch.

Did you fuck last night ?
Nah man i couldn’t get the unit up cuz i had chooch dick.

Chooch dick by Bhenny February 7, 2020

Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

Dick couch by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Dick Couch

Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult.

You're such a dick couch!

Dick Couch by flagetasshole April 5, 2009

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026