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Dick to cooch ratio 

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.
Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect
Dick to cooch ratio by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Chooch dick 

Railing the lines with your boys and getting fached with the boys takes a turn... you can’t get your dick hard from all the chooch.
Did you fuck last night ?
Nah man i couldn’t get the unit up cuz i had chooch dick.
Chooch dick by Bhenny February 7, 2020

Dick couch 

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.
"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
Dick couch by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Dick Couch 

Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult.
You're such a dick couch!
Dick Couch by flagetasshole April 5, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026