Cooch cough 

A vagina fart

Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooch cough came out.

Cooch cough by Mitchwillwin January 10, 2012

Creamy Couch Cooch 

Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a ziplock bag with Vaseline, place it in between two couch cushions and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the ziplock bag. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.

"Yo what are you about to do after work."

"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."

Creamy Couch Cooch by CoolWhipJapMonster December 17, 2018

cough couch 

when your asked if you’re going somewhere

are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no

cough couch by poopei October 6, 2020

cough couch 

when you are asked if your going somewhere

“are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”

cough couch by poopei October 6, 2020

couch coach

Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.

John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!

Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.

couch coach by avernew September 14, 2009

couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

couch to couch by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010

Couch Coach

Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".

*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*

Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.

Couch Coach by CJ Moose July 11, 2014