Chooban

(noun): The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

"Hey, I was just taking a chooban, what's up?"

"I was just in the bathroom, and the guy in the stall next to me was totally doing a chooban."

by VonLonginSchlong September 8, 2014

chooban

A slang term referring to the Roman emperor Choobanicus. Can be used in a complimentary fashion (as Choobanicus was a great man). Can also be used in a derogatory manner.

Complimentary: "Hey maw, you're a chooban!", said Munky.

Derogatory: "Fuck off, chooban!", said the posh twat from the Pirates! review.

by Timothy J. Consolvanius May 4, 2006

chooban

Someone who talks about a subject they clearly know nothing about

Check out this chooban! Who uses the return-key in a videogame?

by Augustine Vaperwaroz March 31, 2009

Choban

In the past lots of people lived on the country side - villages. All days they were looking after their beloved - sheep. As time were passing, cities were built and people from villages started to come to the cities. Some of them started to behave appropriately to the new living circumstances, some didn't. They still think they live in village and watch their sheep. Therefore we call them chobans.

E.g. Ivan comes to the city from country side. He likes sheep. He is choban.

by ReesBo April 19, 2004

chooran

Chooran is a staple indian diet..
often taken with cooke and cocoa crispies

Ananya Choorey loves chooran

by ananchoora March 15, 2011

chocobanana

someone who used to like a Youtube channel that turned into a meh podcast, that turned into a shit tier podcast, that now actively really dislikes the people who made the Youtube channel they used to like

You're being such a CHOCOBANANA

by Terra Figaro October 12, 2022

Chocobanana

When you are having anal sex and your partner shits on your dick, covering it in "chocolate".

"Shit, Chantelle chocobananaed my dick. What a bitch, she better clean this shit up!" - Jerome

by Anon1116969 November 2, 2009