pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pizowned 

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx

j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11

pizowned by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

Pizowned 

To not only get pwned but to get powned so badly it makes you want to kill youself and hide forever

OMFG i just got pizowned hardcore

Pizowned by Justin April 21, 2004

pizowned 

Owned. Powned. something you say to a nub after taking him out

you got pizowned with a glock! ioi!! nuuuuub

pizowned by illumina May 7, 2003

pizowned 

A gay expression used by internet gamers who have never had a girlfriend. Known as 'homosexuals' in the common tongue.

Nerd: I totally pizOwned that nub.

Dude: Yeah you're a fuckwad mate.

pizowned by PhilSussex December 7, 2007

pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005

Pozowned

1. To be owned by a chav. Usually a gobby youngster with an ASBO. Often reffered to as an As-Boy.

"You just got Pozowned, n00b"

Pozowned by Sibbers December 3, 2005