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Connored 

Becoming mentally and physically retarded after taking only a tiny amount of drugs, then pretending everything is fine.
"Faaaark cunt, John got absolutely connored last night! He had half a roundy, spewed on his lap and tried to fight the seccy"
Connored by Jgav April 23, 2020
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connored 

connored is when you receive the almighty Connor penis and cant walk right for days after.
Amy look over there, why's that girl walking funny?
"well susan, it looks like she's been connored good and proper"
connored by Hujanikkabollakov June 20, 2016

Connored 

To feel dizzy- to feel Nausea
I am feeling very Connored right now
Connored by ANoynoymeouse May 30, 2018

Connored 

Becoming mentally and physically retarded after only taking a small amount of drugs but pretending everything is fine.
Farkkkkk cunt, I got absoluty connored yesterday while Joe was munted.
Connored by Jgav April 23, 2020

Connored 

when a person pregames too hard and shows up to the party hammered
That Tito’s got me too connored and I called all women whores.
Connored by Connored March 11, 2025

Lachie O'Connored 

To be so drunk that you pass out and hold on to the grass for dear life to avoid falling off the world.
Andrew: Dude was i drunk last night?
Stuart: You weren't just drunk you got Lachie O'Connored

ConnorEatsPants 

Some one that is built different
That guy is a real ConnorEatsPants
ConnorEatsPants by GamerBoii2zz2 September 19, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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