Consoomer

a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.

Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer

Consoomer by Acethemain June 16, 2020

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Consoomer

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.

Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.

Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022

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Consoom

To rampantly consume various forms of media entertainment in lieu of original thought, to the point where it dictates ones personality

Ben - "Elon Musk is like a real life Tony Stark. Those rocket landings were perfectly balanced, like all things should be. Get it? Hah I'm such a Ravenclaw"

Sarah - "You sound like a consoomer"

Consoom by dwalone June 15, 2021

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Conzoomer

A Conzoomer is the millenial and Gen Z version of a Consoomer

"DUDE DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT THE TRAVIS SCOTT BURGER? I'M GONNA GET ONE TODAY!"
"Dude, you're such a Conzoomer"

Conzoomer by Kefla.meme October 4, 2020

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Consoomer

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.

Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer, watching TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.

Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022

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conzoomer

A consoomer who is also a zoomer

"Did you hear that Jason spent $2,000 on v-bucks?"
"Yeah he's such a conzoomer"

conzoomer by attarax November 29, 2021

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