Consoomtion
Consoomtion (noun): The act of buying shit you don’t need with money you don’t have because somebody with a ring light said it would change your life.
Consoomtion by ReceiptCollector September 3, 2026
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Consoomtion
Consoomtion (noun): The act of buying shit you don’t need with money you don’t have because somebody with a ring light said it would change your life.
Consoomtion by ReceiptCollector September 3, 2026
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Consolation Text
When you send out a text to one of your closest friends in the event that the people you are with ignore you, therefore, making it awkward. It makes it look like you are doing something, and not just a complete loser.
*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.
*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
Consolation Text by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011
consolation
Although we miss our dog very much, it is a consolation to know that she died quickly, wihtout suffering.
consolation by Larstait November 10, 2003
Consolation Fries
The french fries in the bottom of the fast food bag. Just when the disappointment sets in that you've finished your fries, you are pleasantly surprised to find a few more Consolation Fries at the bottom of the bag.
I was sad when I finished my fries before I got home, but at least there are Consolation Fries left.
Consolation Fries by Jane Mc February 2, 2009
Consolation Success
Consolation success or a consolation achievement is when you put a lot of effort and concentration into achieving something or getting better at something, and only after you've tried for so long that you begin to give up, do things start to "work out" for you. Often, it is more of a slap in the face than a happy acquisition. The consolation comes in giving you your success only because you worked yourself so hard that you gave up and life begins to feel sorry for you. God's way of playing keep away perhaps.
"After so many years in the movie business and his involvement in tonnes of great films, Christopher Plummer only received his first oscar in 2012, at the age of 83. That consolation success must feel more painful than if he retired with no award at all."
Consolation Success by cursedkid March 31, 2013
hater consolations
sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.
hater consolations by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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