1) The undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). Notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.
2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.
3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.
3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
1) Avoid a condoom - use a condom!
2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
by killerdove July 2, 2011
Get the condoom mug.A terrible accident involving sex using a condom. If the condom breaks while fucking a girl who is known to not be using personal contraception or who is known to have an S.T.D of some sort.
Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom
Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom
10:00 pm (A bar somewhere)
John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?
Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.
John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!
Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!
10:30 pm (johns place)
Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...
John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!
CONDOOM.
John got condoomed.
Tradgedy.
John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?
Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.
John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!
Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!
10:30 pm (johns place)
Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...
John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!
CONDOOM.
John got condoomed.
Tradgedy.
by MylesBaRD December 28, 2008
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A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
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Get the COVID CONDOM mug.People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.
I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...
by flockit March 6, 2015
Get the Screen condom mug.a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.
Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
by Acethemain June 16, 2020
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