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convalesce 

Gradual recovery of any (noun here).
I awaited her convalescance from the previous night.
convalesce by Larstait November 14, 2003

convalescence 

the "actual" spelling of the word which is defined in urbandictionary under the heading convalesce.
Bill used to be able to spell perfectly untill predictive text came in, now we await the comunicative societies convalescence.
convalescence by Mickie.B! June 20, 2006

coalesced convalescence

Acquiescence with coalesced convalescence may be recommended

Convalesce You

Think of "Convalesce You" as a secular alternative to the customary "God Bless You" or "Bless You" one might say in response to another's sneeze. "Convalesce" means to recuperate, recover, or regain one's health. Saying "Convalesce You" (rendered as a 3-syllable con-vless-you) in response to a sneeze satisfies the social norm of not disregarding another person's sneeze, without invoking any Gods or representing any authority to confer blessings.
AHHH AHHH AHHH CHOOOO!!! Convalesce You!
Convalesce You by texlex61 December 10, 2020

convalescent 

A dumbass word that probably means nothing
You are a convalescent

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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