Contradictoring

The act of contradicting someone even though you know you are wrong.

They were contradictoring me, even though they new i was right about the dog being disobedient.

by anonymous February 13, 2021

Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.

Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016

contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.

Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Contradicting outfit

An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.

R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.

by Hehshdn February 16, 2018

Contradicting

To Go Back On Ur Word.

Ur Actions Are Contradicting On Ur Words.

by AwesomeKia (: August 23, 2011

Contradictorian

One who aced Paolo Mancosu's UC Berkeley logic classes, including the most advanced: Philosophy of Logic and Mathematics - Theories of Truth. These are widely known as the most intellectually challenging courses at Cal.

That dude is such a contradictorian. He started from the bottom now he's here.

by infinityink March 16, 2018

Contradictorian

Someone who always finds a way to push back against suggestions.

"I suggested pizza for dinner, and of course, Jake—being the resident contradictorian—insisted he suddenly hates pizza."
"No matter what I propose, Sarah always has to take the opposite stance. She's such a contradictorian."
"Trying to plan a group trip with a contradictorian is impossible—they’ll shoot down every idea just to make things difficult."
"Dave isn’t just opinionated; he’s a full-on contradictorian. If I say the sky is blue, he’ll argue it’s ‘more of a cerulean-gray’ just to be difficult."
"I swear, my boss is a professional contradictorian. If I say we should speed up the process, he’ll tell me to slow down. If I suggest slowing down, suddenly efficiency is key."

by @spooky_zn6 February 19, 2025