"I suggested pizza for dinner, and of course, Jake—being the resident contradictorian—insisted he suddenly hates pizza."
"No matter what I propose, Sarah always has to take the opposite stance. She's such a contradictorian."
"Trying to plan a group trip with a contradictorian is impossible—they’ll shoot down every idea just to make things difficult."
"Dave isn’t just opinionated; he’s a full-on contradictorian. If I say the sky is blue, he’ll argue it’s ‘more of a cerulean-gray’ just to be difficult."
"I swear, my boss is a professional contradictorian. If I say we should speed up the process, he’ll tell me to slow down. If I suggest slowing down, suddenly efficiency is key."
"No matter what I propose, Sarah always has to take the opposite stance. She's such a contradictorian."
"Trying to plan a group trip with a contradictorian is impossible—they’ll shoot down every idea just to make things difficult."
"Dave isn’t just opinionated; he’s a full-on contradictorian. If I say the sky is blue, he’ll argue it’s ‘more of a cerulean-gray’ just to be difficult."
"I swear, my boss is a professional contradictorian. If I say we should speed up the process, he’ll tell me to slow down. If I suggest slowing down, suddenly efficiency is key."
by @spooky_zn6 February 19, 2025