Contony 

To be able to be the happier than being depressed

Tim is contony

Contony by Mime me April 29, 2019

contona 

v.i. To join a frat your super senior year
v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.

v.i.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.

contona by James Street April 29, 2008

Contronym

A word which is defined as both itself and the opposite of itself.

E.G

“Because of their oversight, Russia was sanctioned by NATO”

Can mean that Russia was given approval (sanctioned) by NATO because of their vigilance (oversight)

Or that Russia was punished (sanctioned) by NATO because they egregiously overlooked something (oversight)

Words that can perform or imply two directly contradictory actions are called contronyms

1. I clipped (attached) on a bow tie after I got my hair clipped (detached, cut off) at the barber shop

2. The House Oversight Committee’s role is to perform oversight (strenuous watchdog duties) by ensuring that no oversights (mistakes, errors) are made in the government

3. I screened (blocked) the light from my eyes so I could see the movie that was being screened (shown)

4. I was the latest to rent (buy) the apartment that my landlord had been renting (selling, leasing) for five years now

Contronym by Alex-2598 March 23, 2021

Noah Contoyannis 

The biggest simp in the world.

Noah Contoyannis is such a simp for Hadan.

Noah Contoyannis by Notnutterbutter January 2, 2021

contonder 

A portmanteau between contemplating and pondering, contonder essentially means to rationalize rationalizing and come up with an excuse to have an excuse.

Kev is such a millennial. He acts so self-important but lacks initiative to gain what he feels he is owed. Look at him. Right now he acts like he's above going to a party he claims is full of lames but he's contondering a reason to go.

Dude is literally trying to psyche himself up to even considering it.

Kev says it is his duty as a higher standard to society to entertain the thought of attempting to elevate his peers to his level by his mere presence alone. So, he deciding to go to do just that.

contonder by IMakeWomenSayYes September 6, 2019

Contronym

Two contradicting words in a sentence that are describing the same noun.

'The well-behaved and disobedient child'

You can't use that, that's a contronym.

Contronym by TinyDinoWithAFish March 30, 2022

Cottony 

Cottony is the most amazing, sweet, precious, and adorable girl on earth, i love her so much and however is able to be with her, is the luckiest person alive, shes as sweet as honey and as cuddly as actual cotton

143 <3

Person 1: woa that person is cute who are they
person 2: thats cottony

Cottony by pôôpén fãrtên May 14, 2022