Cottony

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Cottony is the most amazing, sweet, precious, and adorable girl on earth, i love her so much and however is able to be with her, is the luckiest person alive, shes as sweet as honey and as cuddly as actual cotton

143 <3

Person 1: woa that person is cute who are they
person 2: thats cottony

Cottony by pôôpén fãrtên May 14, 2022

Words you can keep

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

soggy cottonbottoms

Sweaty underwear

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.

soggy cottonbottoms by Spitty in the City February 21, 2009

cotton job

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.

Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.

cotton job by ChrisMcDanks December 19, 2016

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

turtle sniffing cotton by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

cotton blocked

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

cotton blocked by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026