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Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.
"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."
Constructive Clitisism by PatBen22 February 21, 2014
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constructive criticism 

Fortunately, there are several excellent methods for giving constructive criticism that are unlikely to trigger bad feelings. Since requests go a much longer way toward achieving cooperation than snide remarks, put-downs and negative declarations, the first method of constructive criticism is to request a specific change in the future instead of pointing out something negative in the present.

A technique of constructive criticism is called the "sandwich method" in which one sandwiches the meat of a criticism between two positive comments.

Hence, instead of saying "You did a lousy job writing this report," using the sandwich method one could say "You did a great job on the introduction, but the middle section and conclusion seem a little weak. With a bit more work, I'm sure you can tighten it up into a really good report."

It's also important to keep in mind that how you say things matters as much as what you say. If you want to deliver constructive criticism skillfully it's helpful to practice using "I-statements" rather than "You-statements”

destructive criticism.

To summarize:

Try the "sandwich method" as much as possible.

Practice requesting positive change in the future instead of complaining about current behavior.

Deliver your messages in the form of I-statements rather than You-statements.

Finally, keep in mind that giving criticism is a skill that, like all skills, can be mastered through learning and practice.
“what do you think about constructive criticism?
“I think it’s good as long as you don’t be harsh”
“I agree!”

Constructive Criticism 

Something almost everyone on the internet unfortunately lacks.
There's a reason why I'm barely online considering how constructive criticism is a rare thing on the web.
Constructive Criticism by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

constructive criticism 

"I really like this decorative paper. It takes the focus off how shit your report is."
compliments fist, constructive criticism next
constructive criticism by Angelacia January 13, 2008

Constructive Criticism 

Insult(s) that offer(s) suggestions regarding improvement.
My mother gave me some constructive criticism on my spelling and grammar.

Physical Constructive Criticism 

The appropriate action to take when someone is being such an asshole that you owe it to *them* to punch them in the face.
That guy's an asshole. Let's take him out to the alley out back and give him some physical constructive criticism.

OR

Your honor, it was just a little physical constructive criticism.

Constructive Criticism 

ITS NOT BULLYING IM SICK OF IT. Look bullying is insults constructive criticism is someone telling you something you did wrong then telling you how to improve
Rian Johnson stop telling disney that the man babys are bullying you its constructive criticism.
Constructive Criticism by rat_gang72 September 3, 2020
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