constirrhea
constirrhea by Benjamin Bellaire Monclair July 24, 2007
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Constirrhea
A combination of constipation and diarrhea.
When you have constirrhea, you constantly feel like you have to defecate but every time you sit down on the toilet and try to go, all that happens is you shart loudly and some liquid poo squirts out.
Constirrhea is extremely annoying because:
1) You have to make constant trips to the bathroom over the course of the constirrhea.
2) It costs money because you have to use a shit ton of toilet paper.
3) It makes your butthole sore.
4) It is usually accompanied by bad gas. Sometimes, it's hard to tell what is flatulence and what is feces. Thus, it can cause you to shart your pants.
Constirrhea is usually a result of : IBS; Crohn's disease; food allergies; eating junk food
When you have constirrhea, you constantly feel like you have to defecate but every time you sit down on the toilet and try to go, all that happens is you shart loudly and some liquid poo squirts out.
Constirrhea is extremely annoying because:
1) You have to make constant trips to the bathroom over the course of the constirrhea.
2) It costs money because you have to use a shit ton of toilet paper.
3) It makes your butthole sore.
4) It is usually accompanied by bad gas. Sometimes, it's hard to tell what is flatulence and what is feces. Thus, it can cause you to shart your pants.
Constirrhea is usually a result of : IBS; Crohn's disease; food allergies; eating junk food
Last night, I had really bad constirrhea because I drank 7 glasses of milk and I'm lactose intolerant. When it was finally over, I jumped into the shower to clean up. Two minutes after the shower, I had another constirrhea attack and ejected several globs of molten poo all over my freshly cleaned butt cheeks.
Constirrhea by aomia January 26, 2015
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Constirrhea
“Oh man, my stomach is cramping and spasming constantly because I have diarrhea but I’m so constipated it won’t come out.”
“Wow man, it sounds like you’ve got constirrhea. That really sucks.”
“Wow man, it sounds like you’ve got constirrhea. That really sucks.”
Constirrhea by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022
condirrhea
(N). The runny liquid that comes out of a conoment squeeze bottle such as ketchup or mustard if you don't shake it first.
condirrhea by Steve347 September 26, 2008
Constarrhea
A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.
"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"
"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"
"What the shit is that?"
"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."
"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"
"What the shit is that?"
"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."
Constarrhea by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009
Constarrhea
n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea
John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.
Constarrhea by LoopholeHacker May 31, 2016
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