Constarrhea

n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea
John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.
by LoopholeHacker May 31, 2016
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