Constarrhea 

A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.

"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"

"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"

"What the shit is that?"

"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."

Constarrhea by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009

Constarrhea 

n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea

John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.

Constarrhea by LoopholeHacker May 31, 2016

Constarrhea 

A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.

My dog has constarrhea. I think he has to go, but he wouldn't shit.

Constarrhea by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006

constirrhea 

A combination of constipation and diarrhea, often experienced when having Crohn's Disease

I have to shit all the time but nothing comes out, must be constirrhea!

constirrhea by Benjamin Bellaire Monclair July 24, 2007

Constirrhea 

A combination of constipation and diarrhea.

When you have constirrhea, you constantly feel like you have to defecate but every time you sit down on the toilet and try to go, all that happens is you shart loudly and some liquid poo squirts out.

Constirrhea is extremely annoying because:

1) You have to make constant trips to the bathroom over the course of the constirrhea.
2) It costs money because you have to use a shit ton of toilet paper.

3) It makes your butthole sore.
4) It is usually accompanied by bad gas. Sometimes, it's hard to tell what is flatulence and what is feces. Thus, it can cause you to shart your pants.

Constirrhea is usually a result of : IBS; Crohn's disease; food allergies; eating junk food

Last night, I had really bad constirrhea because I drank 7 glasses of milk and I'm lactose intolerant. When it was finally over, I jumped into the shower to clean up. Two minutes after the shower, I had another constirrhea attack and ejected several globs of molten poo all over my freshly cleaned butt cheeks.

Constirrhea by aomia January 26, 2015

constarea 

poo that while being soupy in thickness takes a larger than normal amount of effort to expel from the body

wow man i dont know what i ate last night but i had some wicked constarea this morning.

constarea by cahrin September 16, 2007

constorhea 

A combination of constipation and diarrhea, usually occurring during the menses.

We're going to be a little late because Heidi's experiencing constorhea.

constorhea by beth and ellen October 9, 2006