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Conshuman 

See also conshumerism

1. An activist and a closet artist who creates art of any form, then gives is free to Society as a way of raising social awareness and increased visibility, with the aim of highlighting the growing gap between the rich and the poor.

2. A conscious influencer, encouraging wider creativity, a conscious consumer using art as release, as a concept, as a meditation and as a way to reduce mass production, waste and greed
People who upcycle are conshumans. People who make documentaries highlighting the devastating impact of consumerism are conshumans.
Conshuman by An heARTist December 6, 2019
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Conshuman 

A 'conshuman' is any human whose ecological footprint is unnecessarily heavy due to expensive consumption of consumer goods.
Hey Joe, I'm sick of freedom, identity and success being the ability to make expensive consumer choices.
Well Donald, start addressing the needs of humanity and stop priveleging the desires of conshumans like yourself.
Conshuman by nopunkintended September 30, 2020

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consumatron 

A mindless consumer of commercial goods and services and mainstream media. Someone who believes status derives from the stuff he or she owns.
Look at those consumatrons lined up to see Transformers 2.
consumatron by Mama Darla November 10, 2009

consumabot

An individual whose entire sense of self worth and sole purpose of existance is to consume as many goods as possible and dwindle the earth's resources to the greatest extent possible. They spend weekends at Wal-Mart, commute as far as they possible can during the week, lack hobbies and interests and spend what little free time they have when not comsuming watching 'reality' TV shows like Survivor and the Amazing Race. Also they generally live in a McMansion and have 2.4 kids.
The 905 region which surrounds Toronto is filled with consumabots.
consumabot by great success April 4, 2006

Consumability 

The quality of being able to access, consume and retain information, specifically in a learning environment
The consumability of the content made it easy to learn.

When deciding on an e-Learning platform, consumability is a large determining factor.

consumate 

To make something official; usually used in a sense with making a marriage official via sexual intercourse.
The newly wed king and queen consumated their marriage on their honeymoon.