nopunkintended's definitions

Conshuman

A 'conshuman' is any human whose ecological footprint is unnecessarily heavy due to expensive consumption of consumer goods.

Hey Joe, I'm sick of freedom, identity and success being the ability to make expensive consumer choices.
Well Donald, start addressing the needs of humanity and stop priveleging the desires of conshumans like yourself.

by nopunkintended September 30, 2020

Vaginable

Vaginable is a slang term for any vegetable.

This curry needs some carrots, onions, potatoes and one other vaginable.

by nopunkintended July 31, 2019

Bioficial

Bioficial is a portmanteau of the Greek bios (life) and the Latin beneficial (good to do), hence bioficial is 'good to do for life'.

Cultures must begin bioficial actions to reverse the damage that industrial ecocide has done to nature.

by nopunkintended November 23, 2019