Conqusited

A neologism made from the words "conquered" and "fisted".

I really conqusited her holes last weekend.

by PoisonWord March 2, 2022

anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

by KPVA February 18, 2010

Colgate Conquistador

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.

John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

by RodWood July 18, 2010

rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

conquistadorgt

A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and he’ll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable

Guy: did you watch conquistadorgt’s video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles

by MicrowaveCurry September 28, 2021

confusted

in the state of being confused and frustrated.

pedro is confusted bc he doesn't know if his real name is jose or pedro.

by confustedemployee July 20, 2011

conquistadouche

One or more first world douches travelling to a third world country to either spread the word of douche to other, 'less privileged' cultures; or to act in a way that perpetuates negative attitudes towards foreigners by behaving in a douchey manner.

Person A: your face reminds me of Michael Clark Duncan
Person B: Do you WANT them to think we are conquistadouches?

by btwoodley December 20, 2010