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1. To Discuss Something

2. To speak to somebody in a cocky like fashion
An awkward silence came after Edgar and Shaft conjived about the girl they love. Jive
Conjive by dmodefan92 September 1, 2009
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CONNIVER 

Somebody who connives, does annoying things. Many times a conniver will tell on someone, or threaten to tell on someone. Often in sixth grade.
Boy: That kid is such a conniver, I bet he eats candlewax.

Conniver: Eeeeeeee!
CONNIVER by los_conniver March 25, 2016
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One who attempts to deceive others with false information
That man, he’s a coniver, he told us the store was closed when it wasn’t.
Coniver by Commander Keif June 15, 2018

Lawless Cunt Conniver 

A female (or male) custody or divorce lawyer. More commonly female, unless not in the U.S.
This term is commonly used for family court Judges, lawyers, feminist polticians and other parasites who think they are nobly serving society with their pompous attitude, when in fact they are robbing and oppressing the same society they claim that they are protecting. In most social circles of people who have been clients or stood before them, its quickly replacing "Your Honor" and "attorney" since its much more sppropriate and a direct translation of these types of people.
That Lawless Cunt Conniver and Well known Vermont family court celebrity, Patricia Benelli splits up families without just cause. Not to mention she is a fascist whore and would stab someone in the back for $5.
Individual who owes their life to a conjugal visit.
That conjie is an airtight case for sterilizing confirmed thugs.
conjie by jm333 September 24, 2018

conniver 

someone who plots in an underhanded way as to gain a favorable advantage for themselves.
If the conniver is discoverd or found out they will always have an excuse as to justify their dirtbag actions.
He borrowed money from his own mother telling her it was for a grand childs school books.
Then he turned around and used it to buy stocks in his stock account. He also explained to his mother WHY
his sister should also get the same type money. He's an all about himself Scumbag Conniver
conniver by derbytilson July 9, 2025

Top Conniver 

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.
That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers
Top Conniver by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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