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conniver 

someone who plots in an underhanded way as to gain a favorable advantage for themselves.
If the conniver is discoverd or found out they will always have an excuse as to justify their dirtbag actions.
He borrowed money from his own mother telling her it was for a grand childs school books.
Then he turned around and used it to buy stocks in his stock account. He also explained to his mother WHY
his sister should also get the same type money. He's an all about himself Scumbag Conniver
conniver by derbytilson July 9, 2025

Lawless Cunt Conniver 

A female (or male) custody or divorce lawyer. More commonly female, unless not in the U.S.
This term is commonly used for family court Judges, lawyers, feminist polticians and other parasites who think they are nobly serving society with their pompous attitude, when in fact they are robbing and oppressing the same society they claim that they are protecting. In most social circles of people who have been clients or stood before them, its quickly replacing "Your Honor" and "attorney" since its much more sppropriate and a direct translation of these types of people.
That Lawless Cunt Conniver and Well known Vermont family court celebrity, Patricia Benelli splits up families without just cause. Not to mention she is a fascist whore and would stab someone in the back for $5.

Top Conniver 

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.
That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers
Top Conniver by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022

Cunniversation 

A method of communication in which the "Talker" uses the tongue to spell words on the clitoris of the "Listener." While the Listener rarely understands individual words, the general message always seems to get through.
Joe was having a cunniversation with his girlfriend last night when she started pulling his hair and screaming.
Cunniversation by UncleGordie August 2, 2008
Pronounced Conner but his weird parents decided to curse him his name comes from Scottish garlic phonics he will accept these names Conner Kanye con-e-er and is lovable and cool
Yo you know Connier he kinda weird huh?
One who attempts to deceive others with false information
That man, he’s a coniver, he told us the store was closed when it wasn’t.
Coniver by Commander Keif June 15, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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