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Congleton
Congleton (also known as Mongleton) is a small town with absolutely no signs of human intelligence.
Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.
Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.
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Congleton by Lilmiss_gobby August 21, 2016
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the invasion of the chavs & towmies has hit congleton . in every nook & crany a chav now lurks . no scally survived the invasion. to get into congleton you now kneed : 80 carots plus of fake or stoln gold jerery , no dress sence , a adedos tracsuit & a cavle . congleton needs you!!!!!! extermanate the chavs . send in the army . nuke conleton . anythink to destroy the chaves !!!!!!!!!
Congleton
Chav central in the North West of England. Even Manchester isn’t as bad as this absolute shite hole. Its neighbouring town is Macclesfield where the Congleton chavs like to lurk on the weekends.
Don’t go here or move here because your house will get bricked by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think they are grown up.
Don’t go here or move here because your house will get bricked by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think they are grown up.
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