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An asian food; it's texture is of slimy and gooey origins (i.e jizz pudding); it is made during the soaking of rice in water for extended periods of time.
I went to the store to buy some congee.
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The dried up white crusty stuff you find in a girls underwear after arousal or "getting wet"
Damn, you need to go wash that congee out of your panties.... fucking reeks fierce!!
Congee by Fartknocker 6million January 29, 2015
Properly made rice, just with more water
This congee not wet rice. Not use colander make congee...Hiiyaa!
congee by anonymous September 27, 2020

Congee Cummies 

An analogy for the first wad of the day
Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus
Congee Cummies by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021

Congee Cummies 

The analogy for describing the first wad of the day
Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus
Congee Cummies by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021

Man Congee 

Randall became so excited by Caitlin's nude clogging exhibition for his 40th birthday that he showered himself and his uncle's bouzouki in man congee.
Man Congee by bc honey badger October 25, 2011

Congregate 

To come over here and do a cool pose.
New crystal gems, congregate!
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