Confusionizm 

when you are so confused that you cannot find word to express your confusion

I am confusionizm

Confusionizm by flargdoodle January 10, 2019

confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time

missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug

confusianism by spindel63 November 28, 2011

Confusimonism 

A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.

In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.

Confusimonism by Tongue Punch January 9, 2013

Confusionist 

A person who Is always starting drama.

Look at Brooke! She's lying again just to start drama! what a confusionist.

Confusionist by Jason xP May 31, 2011

confusionist 

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.

Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.

confusionist by Mel =] May 27, 2008

Confusionistic 

Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.

Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."

Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"

Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"

(The conductor walks away, baffled)

Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"

Confusionistic by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Confusionistic 

The feeling of questioning confusion

I am feeling confusionistic about this

Confusionistic by rayyhh010044 May 8, 2023