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confusionista 

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.
"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."
confusionista by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009
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Confusionista 

A person who seeks creates and enjoys chaos and the subsequent drama that comes with it.
Person x is a confusionista.

A group of people are confusionistas.

Stop being a confusionista and focus on better thing to do.
Confusionista by D3k4s January 2, 2023

Confusionist 

A person who Is always starting drama.
Look at Brooke! She's lying again just to start drama! what a confusionist.
Confusionist by Jason xP May 31, 2011

confusionist 

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.
confusionist by Mel =] May 27, 2008

Confusionistic 

Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."

Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"

Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"

(The conductor walks away, baffled)

Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
Confusionistic by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Confusionistic 

I am feeling confusionistic about this

Confusionism 

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.
Confusionism by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011
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