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Confuselut 

A State of confusion that is often seen in relation to a Slut that forgets; she is indeed a Slut. She will often act in a hostile way when confronted to act out her natural sluteness behavior and proclaim she is a good proper girl.

Often the only way to remind the woman involves a dominate alpha male performing a well calculated submission placing her head in his lap and plunging his cock as deep as possible. Most often after very little struggle she will come back to homeostasis and unleash her natural submissive slutty behavior with a positive attitude.
Anastasia sure has been Confuselut ever since she dated that Beta in the past. I remember Anastasia used to enjoy her purpose now she acts like a complete Confuselut when ever I try to remind her where she was happiest.
Confuselut by HOOKERSPAYMEFORSEX August 8, 2024
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confuselled 

means 1 word and only 1 word: confused.
A: im confuselled :-S
confuselled by drako December 22, 2004

confusalufacated 

confused, frustrating, and being retarded all that the same time. Or the other meaning is when the girl is exhausted of jocking the cock that doesn't spluge when he is geting pleasured.
Anthony was getting a hand job and did not spluge within twenty minutes of getting his cock jerked so his girl friend just gave up then she was just confusalufacated when she finished. Or you just turned sixteen and your parents said the would buy u a car but then when they want to the car dealer they bought them self a car not you. And you questioned them and got in an arguement and they grounded you for a week, now your just confusalufacated.
confusalufacated by butch2310 July 16, 2010

Confuseld 

To be extra confused. Mostly used when you don't get something with school or schoolwork.
Origin: English, Alegabra Class.
Teacher: What is 9^2 + C^2 = 14^2?
Student 1: C~= 10.72
Teacher: Correct.
Student2: Wait, I don't get how you do this. I'm confuseld.
Confuseld by M~Chan November 18, 2016

confuseration 

the state of being rather confused....especially when one doesn't understand that they are confused
Joe Bob was convinced he liked Mary while in truth he liked her sister Sally...he was confuserated.
confuseration by Anonymous July 25, 2003

confusilating 

confusing, something which does not make sense
This homework is so confusilating

He is a confusilating person
confusilating by NO WAY BITCH December 22, 2003

Confuseless 

Feeling confused and useless. Especially applies to those with a medical condition or due to prescription medication.
I'm utterly confuseless!
Confuseless by LdyLarke November 4, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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murderhobo 

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