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The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.

David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.

Confuckuated by iG00 March 13, 2022

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Confuckupied

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.

A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."

Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

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Confuckuated • confuckulated • Confuctuated • Confuckulate • Confuckulater • Confluchuated • Confucated • Confuckerated • confuckted • Confuckupied

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.

Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!

Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

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Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

Confuckulate by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

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Confluchuated

Being extremely confused to the point that you can't even explain what's going on in your mind

Mike: yo so i went to class and my teacher asked me if i like coffee so i said yeah i drive a ford flex and jumped out a helicopter and landed in a gym with lebron james and thats how i got married to my next door neighbor.
Owen: ok can you repeat that im confluchuated.

Confluchuated by Ya boi with the words November 16, 2018

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confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there

Today was confuckulated.

confuckulated by Peyton White September 3, 2005

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Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.

I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!

Confunkulated by Profitwolf August 22, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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