Confoosex

When you are confused about a woman wanting to have sex with you, or are confused due to someone’s attractiveness.

My friend was very Confoosex when they found out that they saw Ronald Reagan

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coneosexual

Someone who is turned on by large straight ice cream cones and likes to fuck them in the ass

After seeing the large waffle cone at coldstone, I realized I was coneosexual

coneosexual by Sound_ March 25, 2016

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sexually attracted to specifically men by the name of "Connor"

Connor, and only Connor, is so gorgeous! I must be connorsexual...

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"Wanna party? Dan's the congoose, so it'll be chill."

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basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

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Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.

Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.

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When you are confused and aroused at the same time.

The young school boy was confoused at the glance of his school teacher.

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