congoose
congoose by Control_sauce May 21, 2010
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Confoosed
Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.
Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.
Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022
Confoosex
When you are confused about a woman wanting to have sex with you, or are confused due to someone’s attractiveness.
Confoosex by s3xm4ster69 June 12, 2023
Confoosed
''confoosed'' is used when we are deeply puzzled at a certain thing. It may seem the same as confused, but its not. ''Confoosed'' can also mean that you are intimately disoriented.
brooke:''hi, i am you ex mothers grand mothers step brothers ex daughter in law''
brandon:''im so confoosed''
brandon:''im so confoosed''
Confoosed by Alphakingbody November 18, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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