congoose 

the host/hostess of a party

"Wanna party? Dan's the congoose, so it'll be chill."

congoose by Control_sauce May 21, 2010

Chongoose 

the god child of a cheetah and a mongoose

Balls man, you were moving like a chongoose.

Chongoose by A chongoose April 13, 2010

Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Confoosed 

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.

Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.

Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Confoosex 

When you are confused about a woman wanting to have sex with you, or are confused due to someone’s attractiveness.

My friend was very Confoosex when they found out that they saw Ronald Reagan

Confoosex by s3xm4ster69 June 12, 2023

Confoosed 

''confoosed'' is used when we are deeply puzzled at a certain thing. It may seem the same as confused, but its not. ''Confoosed'' can also mean that you are intimately disoriented.

brooke:''hi, i am you ex mothers grand mothers step brothers ex daughter in law''
brandon:''im so confoosed''

Confoosed by Alphakingbody November 18, 2021