congoose

the host/hostess of a party

"Wanna party? Dan's the congoose, so it'll be chill."

by Control_sauce May 21, 2010

Chongoose

the god child of a cheetah and a mongoose

Balls man, you were moving like a chongoose.

by A chongoose April 13, 2010

Confoosed

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Confoosed

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.

Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.

by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Confoosex

When you are confused about a woman wanting to have sex with you, or are confused due to someone’s attractiveness.

My friend was very Confoosex when they found out that they saw Ronald Reagan

by s3xm4ster69 June 12, 2023

Confoosed

''confoosed'' is used when we are deeply puzzled at a certain thing. It may seem the same as confused, but its not. ''Confoosed'' can also mean that you are intimately disoriented.

brooke:''hi, i am you ex mothers grand mothers step brothers ex daughter in law''
brandon:''im so confoosed''

by Alphakingbody November 18, 2021