confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

by wayne April 24, 2004

Confoosed

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Confoosed

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.

Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.

by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

condozed

A portmanteau of 'condo' and 'bulldoze', this term describes the demolition of an element of the built environment (building, street, park, etc.), and its subsequent replacement with a condominium building. The term is generally used to describe condominium buildings which are either out of scale, out of context, or both. This term can be attributed to the website ForgottenChicago.com.

Before they were condozed, this area was filled with factories.

by Frank Silver January 7, 2008

Confoozled

the state of extreme confusion.

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"

by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003

Confuzzed

The state of being confused and buzzed at the same time usually after a rager or extreme partying.

by MGlaser

Barbara was confuzzed after multiple ragers.

by Crafla January 9, 2011

confoused

When you are confused and aroused at the same time.

The young school boy was confoused at the glance of his school teacher.

by Shaun of the leprechaun August 22, 2017