Conflarp 

To squish someone or something by means of using your entire body.

Gerald-Lee: "Omg! Billy-Bob just conflarped poor little Stacy-Marie."

Conflarp by Crow666🐦‍⬛ September 28, 2023

conflarting 

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.

I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.

conflarting by That's Baloney May 29, 2019

conflurping 

A number of tiny, scattered references that indirectly add up to create a trending idea or belief of something.

Though the marketers never made the claim directly, through the persistent conflurping about the product, both online and elsewhere, the public began to associate its use with a variety of health benefits.

conflurping by Act_Normally April 11, 2019