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Conflarp

To squish someone or something by means of using your entire body.
Gerald-Lee: "Omg! Billy-Bob just conflarped poor little Stacy-Marie."
by Crow666🐦‍⬛ September 28, 2023
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conflarting

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.
I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.
by That's Baloney May 29, 2019
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conflurping

A number of tiny, scattered references that indirectly add up to create a trending idea or belief of something.
Though the marketers never made the claim directly, through the persistent conflurping about the product, both online and elsewhere, the public began to associate its use with a variety of health benefits.
by Act_Normally April 11, 2019
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