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A mix of the words Configure and Confirm. This word can be applied to any kind of change, but is most often used when describing a change that requires follow-up validation. If someone is pointedly asked to Confgurm something, then the task is likely one that rarely fails, but in this situation must be carefully validated prior to reporting results.

If a speaker uses the word in past tense (Configurmed) when describing their work, they are stating for the record that they did both configure and confirm the work performed and so speak from a position of authority in regards to this task.

The word may be used passive-aggressively to imply someone does not properly follow up on their work. This context should be avoided, as Configurm is an otherwise very useful word that uncertainty and provides clarity to complex situations.
"I configurmed the file permissions and he still can't write to the file."
Configurm by Baluvax February 1, 2021
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Confirmand Fingering 

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience
it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

Confirmed Wavy 

When someone does some Ye shit, they are Confirmed Wavy. Often substituted by the wave emoji (🌊)

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.
My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.
Confirmed Wavy by Lord Popsicle April 25, 2019

half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.
3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed

Confirmation Wipe 

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
Confirmation Wipe by Lunicus December 4, 2011

Confirmed Sex Haver 

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.
Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver
Confirmed Sex Haver by Slaken April 11, 2019
Entirely too many duh-weebs click Confirm when they should Cancel. Proofreading is an alien concept to them.
Confirm by Downstrike December 1, 2004
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