configurat 

configurat is a romanian techtoker that has 9 samsung phones

person: bă da cât de interesat de tehnologie ești?
configurat: da

configurat by pircamizeria July 17, 2022

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

configurashenanigans 

A term used to describe a configuration that is comical and/or impractical for unnecessary organizations.

Alex and Vivian were comparing how they set up their buddylists when Vivian remarked how Alex had a waste of space which Alex replied: "just an example of my past buddylist configurashenanigans"

configurashenanigans by CovertOps September 8, 2009

conflaguration 

Tough to comprehend. A disorganized mess. Diffucult situation.

My word Dr. Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, your name is quite the conflaguration. I am not certain I can spell your name, let alone pronouce it correctly.

conflaguration by Ryan Bonnell January 11, 2009

Configurate 

Slang for configure; Natural "guess" when attempting to use the root of the word "configuration."

Sir, please configurate my computer.

Configurate by Loy February 5, 2008

configuration masochism 

Within the field of Information Technology, the act of implementing, possibly but not necessarily, good practice configurations without any business value just for the sake of using the available functionality and thereby creating the feeling of self satisfaction which has as the consequence that other involved parties are hindered in performing their day to day operations which invokes great frustration for said parties.

An architect suffering of configuration masochism designs the configuration of a totally private cloud instance in such a way that for each department in the company a small "firewalled" subnet is created while discarding the fact that in the end all services implemented by each department within their respective network segments have to communicate to each other in a non predictable way. Because of that an endless set of firewall and routing rules have to be created to make communication between these services possible which defeats the purpose of having firewalled network segments in the first place.

configuration masochism by ABloodCryingEngineer March 29, 2013

Canine Configuration 

Doggy Style for classy people.

Gerald requested the Canine Configuration for his birthday. Heather laid there and thought of England.

Canine Configuration by YipYipYip December 10, 2013