Condorito 

Riverside, Ca 2020. A man named Kenny Solano was nicknamed Condorito which is an alter-ego made present when time comes to stand up for self in face of adversity.... Against arch enemy Lerdo and his gay ass crew.

Condorito was funnier slicker stronger Cooler faster quicker Whittier better looking secure sexier fair generous revolutionary industrious creative socially involved leader musician rapper athletic rich rock star attitude role model caused influence and inspired the victim underdog population of the cancelled culture bullies whom would now down to defeat by just one of Condoritos antics. If I call you a nappy headed Lerdo ain't nothing to it Condorito made me do it

Condorito you make my posse want to explode

Condorito by kondorito August 17, 2020

michael conforto 

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.

Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

michael conforto by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017

Billy Conforto 

The homoerotic, bus boy friend of Theo von.
he unfortunately ate a bunch of pills & drove into an embankment

R.I.P Billy Conforto

a buddy of mine, his name was billy conforto. he died from driving into an embankment

Billy Conforto by Josh19 June 19, 2019

Contortionist 

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

Contortionist by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

contortionist 

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."

contortionist by junebuggy January 26, 2009

contortion 

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

At the circus I saw contortion

contortion by Igle December 15, 2007

contortionist 

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

contortionist by Adel7 January 3, 2008