Riverside, Ca 2020. A man named Kenny Solano was nicknamed Condorito which is an alter-ego made present when time comes to stand up for self in face of adversity.... Against arch enemy Lerdo and his gay ass crew.
Condorito was funnier slicker stronger Cooler faster quicker Whittier better looking secure sexier fair generous revolutionary industrious creative socially involved leader musician rapper athletic rich rock star attitude role model caused influence and inspired the victim underdog population of the cancelled culture bullies whom would now down to defeat by just one of Condoritos antics. If I call you a nappy headed Lerdo ain't nothing to it Condorito made me do it
Condorito was funnier slicker stronger Cooler faster quicker Whittier better looking secure sexier fair generous revolutionary industrious creative socially involved leader musician rapper athletic rich rock star attitude role model caused influence and inspired the victim underdog population of the cancelled culture bullies whom would now down to defeat by just one of Condoritos antics. If I call you a nappy headed Lerdo ain't nothing to it Condorito made me do it
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>"They do it in the washing machine."
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At the circus I saw contortion
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Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
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At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
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