When one is preparing to go out for the evening, without any
particular reason to expect ensuing romantic congress, and deciding whether or not to bring
prophylactics, and decides, "
you know what? Yeah. Fuck, you never know, right?" and packs a condom or two. See also: unbridled condoptimism, packing three or more condoms. See also: optimisticondom, a term for such condom itself.