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condoptimism 

When one is preparing to go out for the evening, without any particular reason to expect ensuing romantic congress, and deciding whether or not to bring prophylactics, and decides, "you know what? Yeah. Fuck, you never know, right?" and packs a condom or two. See also: unbridled condoptimism, packing three or more condoms. See also: optimisticondom, a term for such condom itself.
In a fit of condoptimism, I put a Trojan in my coat pocket.
condoptimism by ericardo March 31, 2008
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conniptious 

Person, (commonly female) prone to conniptions.
She is conniptious.

My wife is conniptious.

My sister-in-law is conniptious.

My boss, who is a female, is conniptious.
conniptious by Conniptarian3 July 6, 2011

convotious 

When a very good conversation is about to start
James- i cant lie im feeling very convotious
convotious by The Language God November 4, 2022