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Condensed milk and bread 

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.
Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

The condensed milk is real 

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.
Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk 

offers high-quality
Sweetened Condensed Milks and Evaporated
Milk for all your baking and cooking needs.
Add a little joy to your favorite recipes.
Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk 

Has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.
Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the best.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk 

has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years. Its products have been specifically formulated to be the perfect complement for slightly sweeter Hispanic recipes such as flans, tres leches cake, and many more.
With almost 70 years of heritage,
Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the authentic taste
for your favorite recipes.

Condenced Milk 

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to spell anything correctly, not even his own fucking name. No one can be retarded or as braindead as this tiktok using retard.
condenced milk is a fucking loser
Condenced Milk by Ldrago125 September 10, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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