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concetto 

The best guy friend you could ever ask for. He will always be by your side no matter whats going on y'all have your ups and downs but you couldn't be any happier without him. He may seem quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him be prepared to never stop laughing or smiling. If you ever get the chance to date an Concetto do it you think you liked him then wait till you simply hold hands i swear to you, you'll feel a fucking zoo in your god damn stomach. He's not very tall but sure as hell funny and smart and there is no better then him. He's there to help you even if he doesn't act like it. Never miss the chance to meet an Concetto.
Jayla: whats his name? Nicole: he's perfect he has to be an Concetto! popular bitches : *sigh*
concetto by pippo12 November 21, 2021
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concetto 

A name given to a mad bloke who can drift a round about no problems , drink till the am , and is an all around good bloke
Concetto you mad bloke down that beer
concetto by Wisdom wonder November 23, 2021

Concetta 

Name is of Italian origin, form of Concepción referring to the Catholic doctrine of the Immaculate Conception and Mary. Generally used for women of great beauty, intelligence and sexual prowess. Also can refer to women of power and/or those who destroy technology.
Man, she is Bitchus Khan! What was her name, Concetta?

Did you see THAT Concetta over there?

My laptop is broke, Concetta, did you touch it?
Concetta by wolf868 February 3, 2010

Concetta 

Concetta’s are very funny people who love to party. They are really smart but sometimes don’t believe that they are. They are a bit klutzy at times, but are always trustworthy. Concetta’s are very creative and great at all of the arts. She is crazy and loves food, and she is very easy to talk to. Lives life to its fullest and will always be there with a hug.
“I need someone to talk to”
Well, there’s Concetta...”
Yay!”
Concetta by CPC2005 October 13, 2018

Concettas Homemade Gravy 

The most delicious gravy in all of italy. Don't you dare call it sauce otherwise she will choke you out with a meatball.
"Hmm this sauce was so good"
"Hey don't you dare say that, this is Concettas homemade gravy"
Concettas Homemade Gravy by hueuby January 30, 2017

concerto 

A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.
Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.
concerto by carpo August 22, 2004

Concertosis 

When someone purchases expensive concert tickets and on the day of are too sick to attend.
It's a shame Kaitlynn had Concertosis.
Concertosis by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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