Conanist 

Someone who masturbates to barbarian films.

Watching Arnie and his massive chopper really gets me off. I'm such a conanist.

Conanist by MrLarry124 January 27, 2014

contanister 

1. A canister shaped container used to hold small objects, such as beads, marbles, etc.

2. A woman's ass that is used to hold small objects, such as beads, marbles, etc.

1. I have all my beads arranged by color in separate contanisters.

2. I have all my beads arranged by color in separate contanisters.

contanister by Glenn Steckler January 14, 2004

conanism 

Masturbating to Conan O'Brien.

Tony really loves watching Conan, so much that he's always commiting Conanism.

conanism by somedudeonUD October 27, 2010

contanister 

You hold stuff in one of these. kind of like a container, but different.

A band called "punching foster" wrote a song about a contanister. Listen to the song. It's called "contanister"

contanister by Freddy Mercury September 22, 2003

Contanister 

When Container and Cannister are not good enough, you need a "Contanister".

Person#1: Man, I have all this rice, what should I put it in?

Person#2: I have a great contanister that I usually use for that

Contanister by JayBee123wesrgdfh October 14, 2008

Conunist 

One who makes it a priority to visit every convention in their area

I just bought my Comicon, E3, Fan X, and Gamescon tickets! I'm such a conunist

Conunist by Manacra September 23, 2017

Contanister 

A type of container/canister combo that is used for the storage of small objects and doesn't actually exist.

How many times do we have to tell you, Darius? There is no such thing as a contanister!

Contanister by sushulk January 7, 2022