Definitions by JayBee123wesrgdfh

Maofit

The outfit of choice for dictators around the world. Usually a large "Jacket" with an awkward collar and large, fake pockets.

How come every dictator politician wears the same outfit As Mao Zedong? Never trust a politician in a Maofit.

Maofit by JayBee123wesrgdfh September 13, 2016

Joycott 

The organized and intentional patronage of a known establishment for the purpose of admiration and unwavering support. ( antonym of Boycott)

I love this place so much, we should all "joycott" this place and eat taco's till we fall asleep in tents.

Joycott by JayBee123wesrgdfh December 13, 2013

Tizerize 

Pronounced (Tie-zer-eyes)

To use hand sanitizer

Guy #1: "Man that hand rail was filthy"

Guy #2: "You need to tizerize those hands"

Tizerize by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 24, 2010

Bro Bono 

The act of providing free services to friends. Originated from the legal term "pro bono" meaning "for the public good" or "free".

Friend #1: "Hey man, I need a logo designed for my new company but I dont have a lot of money"

Friend #2: "no problem man, your my best friend, I'll do it Bro Bono"

Bro Bono by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 15, 2010

Xanaccident 

Mishaps, mistakes and errors caused my the intake of the prescription medication Xanax; which is often responsible for many accidents and conundrums.

Man #1: Oh my god, what happened to that half pizza I was saving in the fridge.

Man#2: I must have ate it last night by Xanaccident.

Xanaccident by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 14, 2010

Snip 

House, Home, Crib, Domestic Domicile

1. Aight yall, I'm headin' back to the snip, catch yall later.

2. Oh man, hells yea, I gots that back at the snip.

Snip by JayBee123wesrgdfh September 21, 2009

Karma Fuck 

Having sexual intercourse strictly for the purpose of correcting the imbalance of having screwed way too many hot chicks.

Guy1: "Man, I cant believe that bartender let me fuck her"

Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"

Karma Fuck by JayBee123wesrgdfh August 4, 2009