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Con Cunt 

Someone who is so embittered and angry at life that they decided to flout the joyous camaraderie of geekdom at venues such as anime conventions or comicon by being a complete asshole to people by rejecting and disdaining fun and jovial gestures.
Con-goer: High five!
Con cunt: Fuck you.
Con-goer: (sarcastically, but not fully grasping the sincerity of the offense) Whoa, dude.

Con-goer: Free hugs!
Con cunt: How 'bout a blow job, bitch?
Con-goer: (incredulous stare)
Con Cunt by Raggedy Dandy May 17, 2014
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Concuntination 

The technical term describing the act of two girls scissoring for sexual pleasure.

Derived from the word "concatenate".
Concuntination with my girlfriend is always epic!

I concuntinated last night with my girlfriend, now I have severe vaginal friction burns.
Concuntination by Miniprice December 14, 2011
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Concuntion 

1. A mixture of drunken whores assembled at any given time.

2. Feminine version of concoction.

3. An alcoholic beverage with various ingredients made by a woman/female
1. I ran into a concuntion and could have had my pick of any one.

2. I was thirsty so I made my concuntion of a margarita, bitch!
3. See example 2.
Concuntion by Binge Cordoba December 18, 2012
'Concunting' 'to concunt' - the act of a a man consenting to sex.
"Aye she was a bit rough but she was fuckin determined. I concunted in the end"
concunt by Ofcourseimawinner December 20, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016