Compretended 

When you pretend to understand what someone said, however you did not understand a thing they said.

Source hotweather and krum

I compretended what she said so she would leave me alone.

Compretended by THEnuthouse June 13, 2018

compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.

My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.

compretend by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013

Compretence 

Pretending to have competence in an area, usually in a professional setting, where one's ability to pretend to know a subject may go further than actual knowledge. Think Dilbert + competence + pretense

Jesper's compretence led him to rise quickly in the company.

- Was Sarah's experience a match for the new project?
- No, but she had enough compretence that management didn't see through her bullshit.

Compretence by Erolinthesky February 22, 2017

copretendency 

When two people pretend to be needed by each other, falsely empowering each other.

I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.

copretendency by Legs4days January 10, 2021

Comprehenderendement 

1. When it is clearly too fantastic to 'Comprehend' a fact or opinion, but you are instead left in a state of 'comprehenderendement.'

2. If you are too retarded to say 'Compris' in french and that falls out instead.

3. Say it backwards.

To comprehenderendement the situation he said 'I'M AN ADULT, SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.'

Comprehenderendement by Darksmoke101 November 2, 2011

No Comprehende Look 

When a Latin person looks confused in response to a question or command.

I asked him to lift me up and he looked at me with the no comprehende look.

No Comprehende Look by Sir Veyzas April 16, 2016

Copretender 

Pretending with another person or group of people.

"Look at those kids dressed like a boy band.... what a bunch of copretenders"

Copretender by Rychenroller January 26, 2013