teacher: "Now that you have read this poem, here is another poem which makes an interesting comparandum. Do you notice any similarities between them?"

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Complane

A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may assert that you are the Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.

Friend 1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend 2: You are really riding the Complane right now.

Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend 2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.

Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend 2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.

Complane by N8 n $mash May 25, 2011

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Compikaze

An old or not often used computer that a person may use as much as a regular computer, with the exemption of common sense to avoid viruses or any activity in general that may destroy the computer.

A person may use this before throwing out the computer by visiting sights normally advised to avoid due to the virus chance, like strange porn sites or sites offering free things, for the purpose of just seeing what they are like without having to worry whether the computer gets a virus or not.

These computers would be void of any personal or financial information in the very likely case that it catches a dangerous virus.

I really want to visit this site promising me a thousand dollars if I answer what Tom Cruise's birthday is, but I'll probably get a virus.

Don't worry, that's my compikaze, so I don't care if you get virus's on it!

Compikaze by Bearwrangler7 February 16, 2010

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Campakneeling

A tradition held at Iowa State University that's similar to Campaniling except it is aimed towards men. The tradition states that in order to be considered a 'true' ISU student, a girl must give a blowjob on her knees to her boyfriend underneath the Campanile at Midnight.

Eric: Hey Scott we're headed to the bar later this evening you interested?!?
Scott: Naw man! Brenda wants to go Campakneeling at midnight.
Eric: Wow! That's a much better option.
Scott: Yeah, I've always wanted to get blown under the stars.

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computanese

the technical computer terms

Carl always be talkin that computanese, and we just dont understand!

computanese by ijhb January 25, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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