commakaze 

The point in which an English major or swamped college student's brain shuts down grammatically. Which usually ends up with a comma bukkake of the sorts.

Ah man I commakaze-d that paper, thank god for Word.

commakaze by bronxblazer March 15, 2010

Columbian Comakazi 

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

commakazi 

A person who grossly over punctuates using commas in everything they write, whether it be e-mail, term paper, etc. Usually they are very anti dash.

"My mom is such a commakazi... I could hardly read her e-mail because there were so many commas!"

commakazi by Erin B0 June 26, 2008

commanate 

verb: to add commas into a sentence

Please commanate the sentences that are missing puctuation.

commanate by Chiqueta December 16, 2010

comickaze 

An inadequate or disappointing joke which was intended by the comedian to induce anticipation of a amusing punchline, but delivers a dull and unfunny resolution.

Sean: Hey guys, I've got a good one for ya! Why did the man run around his bed? So he could catch up on his sleep!

Ethan: That was bad. Really, that was apocalyptically corny.

Sean: Duh man. That joke was totally a comickaze, I meant to bomb it!

comickaze by efiki December 21, 2010

Cosmikaze 

A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.

"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"

Cosmikaze by Bdamn August 23, 2011

Compikaze 

An old or not often used computer that a person may use as much as a regular computer, with the exemption of common sense to avoid viruses or any activity in general that may destroy the computer.

A person may use this before throwing out the computer by visiting sights normally advised to avoid due to the virus chance, like strange porn sites or sites offering free things, for the purpose of just seeing what they are like without having to worry whether the computer gets a virus or not.

These computers would be void of any personal or financial information in the very likely case that it catches a dangerous virus.

I really want to visit this site promising me a thousand dollars if I answer what Tom Cruise's birthday is, but I'll probably get a virus.

Don't worry, that's my compikaze, so I don't care if you get virus's on it!

Compikaze by Bearwrangler7 February 16, 2010