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Compikaze 

An old or not often used computer that a person may use as much as a regular computer, with the exemption of common sense to avoid viruses or any activity in general that may destroy the computer.

A person may use this before throwing out the computer by visiting sights normally advised to avoid due to the virus chance, like strange porn sites or sites offering free things, for the purpose of just seeing what they are like without having to worry whether the computer gets a virus or not.

These computers would be void of any personal or financial information in the very likely case that it catches a dangerous virus.
I really want to visit this site promising me a thousand dollars if I answer what Tom Cruise's birthday is, but I'll probably get a virus.

Don't worry, that's my compikaze, so I don't care if you get virus's on it!
Compikaze by Bearwrangler7 February 16, 2010
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compikaze 

A computer that frequently spontaneously tries to destroy itself. Suicide attempts are often accompanied by vague error statements or complete destruction of anything that could be considered normal computer procedure. Also referred to as "seppukomp"
My computer every waking day.
compikaze by Christina Masters March 10, 2004

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

Comikazical 

The act of doing anything to make someone laugh even unto the expense ones self. Making fun of yourself to make others laugh.
Darin is so comikazical
Comikazical by DariusJosephus March 21, 2011

Cumikaze 

When you have wild, destructive sex with someone you don't give two fucks about.
Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.
Cumikaze by Cumdik August 27, 2014

cumikaze 

After having sex with protection, swinging your condom David and Goliath style into your partner's face.
Guy: Ahhhhh.... (Or Horse Whinny)
Girl: That was Amazing!...Uhh... what are you doing with th... *Splash*
Guy: LoL
Girl: Oww Wtf was that for?!?!?!
Guy: What It was Just a cumikaze!
cumikaze by TehGbon May 20, 2011

Cumikaze 

When a woman is sucking you off and right before you cum you stick it inside of her pussy and scream “CUMIKAZE”.
Man1: Hey how did it go last night?
Man2: not good my girlfriend got mad at me after doing the Cumikaze.
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