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Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work
I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

Commodus 

Someone that appears to be a team player but is ultimately motivated by greed and self interest. Desperate for recognition and adulation; uses any means (other than personal effort and innate ability) to get ahead. Fortunately, they are not intelligent enough to succeed under normal circumstances.
see Commodus in gladiator
Commodus by firetire November 1, 2008

CommonAshSense 

When a white man or woman (Karen) do not use their practical judgment without thinking repercussion after an event or action.
You didn’t have commonashsense rioting in Washington, DC and get killed in the U.S. Capital.

I tell ya, these Trump 2020 supporters don't have any CommonAshSense!
CommonAshSense by Mr. DeeLovehall January 7, 2021

Commandussy

The vagina or anus of a military commander or leader; commander pussy.
Damn I want a taste of his commandussy
Commandussy by woahapples April 1, 2021

Commodus Interuptus 

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.
When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.

commonesha 

Real funny girl who always needs to take a shit after she eats. Loves to be around friends and loves her boyfriend Daniel. Also has a bestfriend who will be there forever. Has beautiful milk chocolate skin. And pretty eyes.
That's a Commonesha
commonesha by Jaiiii🍓 December 15, 2017