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Truth comission 

(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.
I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.
Truth comission by $lapaho February 18, 2021

Lie of omission 

A lie when you purposely dont tell someone something cause you know they won't like it. Any lie is still a lie.
You committed a lie of omission by not telling me you cheated with your ex.
Lie of omission by DoNotLie August 13, 2017

CO Mission 

Putting hands or feet on a Correctional Officer in prison or jail.
Ex. 1

"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."

NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020

Ex. 2

Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?

Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!

Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!

Mikey: Let's do this!

Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.
CO Mission by ZXY&ABC July 11, 2020

Compassioneur

An entrepreneur who creates more and more wealth because of his un-quenching desire to serve more and more people. The concept uses our best in terms of our competitive, capitalistic and spiritual tendencies.
Rumi is a real compassioneur; he gives 51% of his earnings to charitable causes
Compassioneur by Yusuf Wazirzada September 18, 2017

Compassionate Bastard 

A person who follows the social and political philosophy of Compassionate Bastardism.
A Compassionate Bastard wants to live in a world where it is not necessary to be confronted by beggars or demands for handouts from charities. Governments are responsible for proving for their citizens and in a Compassionate Bastard system you could be as big a bastard as you liked, focussing on your own well-being and lifestyle reassured that everyone’s basic needs would be taken care of, yet not feel that you are being taken advantage of with over-taxation or rewarding of the lazy.

Compassionate Bastardism 

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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