Comhopping

Short for community hopping. Having a casual interest, usually based on curiosity or boredom, in a wide variety of social communities, hobbies and interests but never getting to the point of engaging or participating in these communities. Essentially one is hopping from one community to another while never becoming a community member themselves. Usually comhopping manifests through watching community-specific YouTube channels, websites and message boards. One who comhops is a comhopper. The comhopper never participates in the communities they hop. Instead they will lurk message boards and simply watch YouTube channels without rating or commenting. A comhopper’s interest in any particular community may last days to weeks before moving onto another community. A comhopper may also enjoy actual community members’ enthusiasm about the particular interest without sharing the enthusiasm themselves.

Hey Steve, I saw you watching some bodybuilding YouTube channels. I didn’t know you were into it. Want to go to the gym with me tonight and we can work on some sets together?

Oh, umm, I’m just comhopping actually. I just wanted to learn about it a little bit, but thanks for the offer!

Hey Claire, I couldn’t help but notice you’ve been reading a lot about the transgender experience. Do you know anyone who is transitioning?

No, I’m a comhopper. I didn’t know much about it and just wanted to learn. I also love to see how fulfilled and comfortable people who have transitioned are.

by Arzenal August 18, 2021

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

by CbenC September 10, 2009

Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Chopping Chedder

cuting the cheese, ripping gas, farting

Yo,somebody was chopping chedder, it stanks up in here.

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

by MJBL January 10, 2012

On the chopping block

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

by Morphius13 July 13, 2016