Comcuber

a silly little cucumber :)

“bro check out this comcuber, it scares cats away 🚗 “
“I don’t care Bernard”

by mikan tsumiki is hot June 5, 2023

cumcuber

a vibrator that has cum on it.

Katie: my boyfreind got me a lovely present yesterday.
Sam: what was it?
Kaite: a CUMCUBER :P

by Ca34256 December 29, 2010

compuber

A stray pubic hair found on the keyboard of Mac or PC.

Eww, I just found a compuber on my Macbook.

Dude! Is that your compuber? Oh sorry, it's just beard hair.

I was enjoying Disney sing-a-long videos on the internet and then noticed a long, kinky compuber on my keyboard. JASON!!!

by matt densmore October 1, 2013

compuberty

1) when your computer gets a hard-drive.
2) when your computer grows hair around its openings.
3) when a nerd owns his first computer.
4) when your geek of friend grows hair on his balls

Hannah: Thats new.
Erik: What?
Hannah: You have hair on your balls now.
Erik: Yeah, I went through compuberty.

OR

Dude, I got a new 999TZ hard drive.
Sweet, you finally went through compuberty

by bargrish March 3, 2008

compuberty

When someone switches from a mac or windows machine to a linux.

To become a true hacker you must go through compuberty.

by A_sweetpotatoe November 25, 2016